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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Generalize About Men

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Tom: E m Right now, we're angry and sad C It's our right to get righteously mad Am D At every member of the opposite sex Em Oh God, we hate them! Em Let's not distinguish between them at all C Let's just drink a lot more alcohol Am And then high-five each other B As we make a bunch of blanket statements C D Let's generalize about men! B Em Let's generalize about men! C D Let's take one bad thing about one man B Em And apply it to all of them C Let's conflate all the guys D Let's generalize Em About men! Em All men are completely repressed C All men only want to have sex Am There are no exceptions D Em All three billion men are like this (All 3.6 billion men!) Em All men are emotionally stunted C When asked how they feel, every man's always grunted Am And why do men never listen and only think about themselves B As opposed to women, who always listen and never think about themselves? (Ooh, I hear you, girl!) C D Let's generalize about men! B Em Let's generalize about men! C Let's get super-lit D And not admit B Em This is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then C Maybe our spirits will rise D Em If we generalize about men! C All men are stupid and childish D Even the ones who are smart and mature C All every man does every day B Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore (Hey, what about gay men? Oh no, gay men are fine) C Gay men are all really great D Every single one C They're never mean, just sassy B They're all completely adorable and fun C D So let's focus for now on straight men B Em Let's just generalize about them B (They're all monsters! They're murderers! They're rapists! Totally! Wait, I have sons.) C D Em Your sons are gonna be rapists

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