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1. I'm not talking about the kind of clothes she wears,look at that stupid girl.
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    I'm not talking about the way she combs her hair, look at that stupid girl
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    The way she powders her nose, her vanity shows and it shows,
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    she's the worst thing in this world, well, look at that stupid girl.
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2. I'm not talking about the way she digs for gold, look at that stupid girl.
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   Well, I'm talking about the way she grabs and holds,look at that stupid girl.
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    she's the sickest thing in this world, well, look at that stupid girl.
           
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    Well, I'm sick and tired, and I really have my doubts,
                                   
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    I've tried and tried,  but it never really works out.
           
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3. Like a lady in waiting to a virgin queen, look at that stupid girl.
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    She bitches 'bout things that she's never seen, look at that stupid girl.
                
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    It doesn't matter if she dyes her hair, or the color of the shoes she wears,
               
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    she's the worst thing in this world, well, look at that stupid girl
4. = 3 
         
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    She purrs like a pussycat, then she turns 'round and hisses back,
                
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    she's the sickest thing in this world, look at that stupid girl.