Tom: G
   Intro 2x: Em G D C 
Verso:
Em                             G
Been away for college, was the baddest geek around
D                              A
He's been doing everything but make his parents proud
   Em                               D
He tried his best to study hard but still, he got too drunk
    C                                 A
Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still, he had to flunk
Pré-Refrão:
    D              A
His barbie tried a female Ken
             
C                  G
But when the white ball hits the red cup
         
D                     A
He's the baddest fucker in the frat club
Refrão:
                            
Em G
Then he does the pong dance 
                
D          C
The the the the pong dance  
            
Em         G
He does the pong dance
                
D          C
The the the the pong dance
Verso:
     
Em                             G
He'd never touched a cigarette, but tried to smoke a joint
   
D                                     A
He coughed and soon he felt regret, just screaming "What's the point?!"
    
Em                              D
And every time he saw this girl his face would turn to red
C                               A
Even though he told the guys he got her into bed
Pré-Refrão:
             
Em             G
But when you see him at the table
         
D                A
He turns out to be rather stable
             
Em                  G
And when the white ball hits the red cup
         
D                     A
He's the baddest fucker in the frat club
N.C.
Then he does the pong dance
Instrumental 4x: ( 
Em G D C )
Final:
                 
Em
Then he does the pong dance